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Saturday, March 31, 2001

Trip the Bitch! Trip the Bitch! Trip the -- Damn. 3/31/2001

I went to Anita's skating carnival today. She was great!!!! But unfortunately, in her group is also... Slutty McWhore! Grrrr... S. McW. almost ran into Anita once, and Anita had several oppourtunities to "accidentally" trip her... but then again, Anita's nice, and that would've ruined the whole thing. Either way, Kim and I were continously dissing S. McW. the whole time. Kim, Jamie, Heather, and myself went, and we met Ryan there so he sat with us. It was fun.

I finished another chapter of each of my fanfic series: Chapter 5 of Go Home, Chapter 7 of Undersea Master, and Chapter 3 of SnowJob 2001. I plan on taking a week off from fanfic and focusing solely on my book, Seventh Dimension. I typed my notebook in computer class a while ago when I was bored, so I moved those files to a disk to take home. I plan to work solidly on the book until I reach the point where those files begin... that would be when Kim gets the news that... I won't say. I would really like to get more people to read this, so check it out at my web site: http://www.geocities.com/so_heres_your_valentine.


I just uploaded my first Gundam Wing fanfiction ever... I'm so nervous... I made Heero WAAAAY out of character... I'm so bad... the story sucks... *sigh*


I'm talking to Casey... Casey's great. I met him in a chat room months ago and we only really started becoming friends recently. Heather knows him too. He draws these really weird comics and goes on photo trips where he usually destroys snowmen... Yesh... rather strange. He's drawing me a picture for my Memorials page. It's in memory of the Evil Dead movie series. I made one all ready, in memory of Tai Kamiya's hair. He cuts it off when he grows up! It's NOT FREAKIN' FAIR! And Matt marries Sora... I can't get over that. *sigh*


Kumquat Smoothies all,


Jenna D.



Friday, March 30, 2001

Twisting the Classics and the Great Fanfics 3/30/2001

WORD OF THE DAY: Cretinous.

I talked to Keane this week, which was weird. I actually talked to him twice. Last year, when we were in the same class, we never shut up, but now with high school messing around with schedules and no person being in the same place twice, we've drifted... last semester I had French and Music with Keane. The first day of French class he sat directly in front of me, turned around and began talking. Just like last year! I was ecstatic.


Me: "This seems very familiar."


Keane: "No-" *leans forward and leans his elbows on my desk. "-this does."


Me: *laugh and grin*


He promptly began stealing my stuff again, just like last year... I was spaced out one day and he had my pencil, and was waving it in front of my face for ten minutes and I still didn't notice.


Then the friend's worst enemy came.


The Seating Plan.


We were torn apart and stuck on opposite ends of the classroom, both front row, but with four desks, aisles, and one of the bitchiest girls in school between us. I could see him... but not without being noticeable. Dammit. A later seat change put me in the back row with Katie, Lauren, Kim, and Rachel G. nearby. ALL HAVOC broke loose for most of the year, and I could observe Keane without being noticed.


Music was great. We both play the clarinet, so we sat next to each other for a while. He enjoyed messing up my playing by clicking the A key on my clarinet in mid-note. I often did the same to him. It was fun. He was ticked because none of his male friends were in any of his classes, and ended up moving to the back row to sit with Derek for the remainder of the year. Rachel G. and I turned our attention to constantly annoying Steven, my old neighbor and resident weirdo. Annoying included insults, physical harm using books, pencils and hands, as well as just laughing like idiots for no apparent reason.


This semester... nothing. I did have Geography with him... but he switched classes because he hates our teacher. He has gym at the same time as me, except the guys and girls are split up in grade nine... but then there's band.


Even though music is over for me, the people from last semester's music classes were given the oppourtunity to join the band for after school practices. I joined, seeing as I love playing my clarinet, and to my joy, Darren did too. We laughed a lot last rehearsal.


And I talked to him after school on our way out to the buses earlier in the week. It was a short conversation...


Keane: Boo.


Me: Hey.


Keane: Hey. How are you?


Me: Fine. You?


Keane: Good.


Me: I just had gym... I am so tired.


Keane: Whatcha doing?


Me: Weight room.


Keane: Ah. We're wrestling.


Me: Ooh. How's that going?


Keane: Just kicked three guy's asses.


Me: Sweet.


Keane: Naw, I fucked up my wrist, pardon my language.


Me: No problem. See ya later.


Keane: Bye.


Then we went to our respective buses. He wasn't at band this week. I kinda missed him... but that spawned something new...


Heather and I are members of the Twisted Mind Guild. We can take things, think about them for a short time, and then they turn out rather stupid. For example, the fanfic I mentioned in one of my earlier entries, Genesis, was used yesterday at band.


Me: It's like... "Sephiroth?.. Matt?.. Sephiroth?.. Matt?.. Sephiroth?.. Matt?.." and then a guy comes up to Sephiroth and says, "You know, you could just kill him now and get it over with." "I could... but that would take away all the fun!"


Heather: *laughs* Yeah, and then Kale and Sora can have the biggest bitchfight ever...


It'll be great. We're calling it Jenna-sis (Jenna D. is my penname at fanfiction.net), but we won't post it until Genesis is finished. Meanwhile, Romeo and Juliet...


I'm spoofing that too. Putting it into my mind and letting all the craziness come out. It's just... too strange for words right now.



Kumquat Smoothies all,


Jenna D.


Monday, March 26, 2001

b-days, weights, GW and a kickass fanfic 3/26/2001

Éadaoin and Jenna's WORD OF THE DAY: Cardiac
WORD OF THE WEEK: Disco


Today was Ashley's birthday!!! Yay Ashley! She missed the bus this morning, which sucks, but she got a ride. So she walks into English, and I nearly faint. Her waist length hair... SHORT!!!!! She cut her hair! It looks great though.


After recovering from a dislocated kneecap, Katie is at school with a roll bandage on her arm. "What did you do THIS time?" She sprained her wrist. COME ON! Last year she had a wire put in her thumb and had a huge cast on, then this year she dislocated the kneecap, therefore missing half the semester of gym class and taking grade ten math instead, and now the wrist! Sheesh!!!!


Our gym class went to the weight room today. That meant going across to the other side of the gym... damn.


Our gym is large enough to be split into 2 sections, and the guys are one one side and the girls on the other. The weight room is on the guys' side, so we had to switch... and see the guys in their gym uniforms and vice versa... damn. I saw Keane. He didn't see me. I look dorky in it. Yeah, sure, it's just shorts and a "Clarke P.E." T-shirt, but still. I may be losing weight but I'm still kinda stocky.


At lunch today Katie and I talked about Gundam Wing for a loooooonnng time. Tonight they are showing Endless Waltz on YTV. My brother can't see it, however, because he was stupid enough to get himself suspended from school, resulting in being grounded from the show indefinitely. I'm being a nice sister and taping it for him though. :-)


The seventh chapter of Genesis was out... it's called

"The Clash." Tai went in for his Gladiator-style battle, while the Burning Dawn planned a rescue mission to get back him and Sora. Aww man... it was SOOOOO kickass! I got the AuthorAlert last night and didn't have time to read it... actually I got up to the part when they started planning the mission and then mom got mad at me and told me to go to bed... and I didn't have time to read it this morning... so as soon as I got home from school today I read it and YES!!!!! But NO!!!!!!! Collin died! He was cool! And he switched from the Empire to the Burning Dawn!! Come ON! He was COOL, DAMMIT, COOL! *grumbles* As long as none of my fave characters die, that's okay!!!


*sigh* What else, what else... my web site is growing. I'm going to put in a pretend store, where I shall sell Sea Goats, cans of Whoop-Ass, and Goatmilk.... inside joke.


Well, that's about it... :-)


Kumquat Smoothies all,

Jenna D.



Friday, March 23, 2001

Now on sale: 100% Pure WHOOP-ASS!! 3/23/2001
So tonight was the "All-Centers Day" for my little brother and his hockey team.

What, you ask, is the "All-Centers Day"?


Let me start by saying that my brother and his team are the "A" Champions in their league!!!! They kicked butt on Monday, or, as one of the boys said, they "Opened up a can of Whoop-Ass!" So today they played against members of the teams that they beat. It was a 2-2 tie. The Friday Curse. For some reason, they always suck on Fridays and are all-stars on Monday. Mysterious...


Anyhoo, here's to my life.


I was glomped on Wednesday. Glomped. Me. By Ian. I was Glomped.


Now you're asking what Glomping is.

To glomp is to cling to someone's leg.

Being glomped by Ian isn't fun.


I'll say it now: I don't like Ian. He can be funny, but in that complete asshole kinda way. At the beginning of the week, he was sitting in front of my locker. The morning progressed as such:


Me: Excuse me Ian.


Ian: I love you!


Me: That's nice. Excuse me.


Ian: I love you.


Me: If you loved me, you'd move.


I eventually just opened my locker and bashed him in the head.


Tuesday: See above.


Wednesday


Me: Excuse me Ian.


Ian: I love you!


Me: Wonderful. Please move.


Ian then proceeded to cling to my ankle for almost a minute. I kicked him in the arm and he let go.


I hate glomping.


I got my report cards on Thursday. *Shudder* And the verdict is, in order from best to worst....


Computers -- 96%

English -- 93%

Gym -- 81%

Geography -- 78%


This is historic. It's the first time that I got more than 75% in gym. AMAZING, ISN'T IT?????? Yeah. You'd better think so.


Heather and I were planning a photo trip so we could copy our friend Casey, but we couldn't think of anything to do except maybe going into the courtyard and builing a snowman, then destroying it like Casey would, except for a few things: One-We didn't have ketchup. Two-Too many people watching, and Three-THERE WASN'T ENOUGH SNOW!!! Damn.


I wrote a poem. It sucks. It's about carrots. Here it is.


Baby carrots you are so fine

I want to eat you all the time

I have a bowlful every day

To fill me up with vitamin A!


I'm not a poet. At all. I can't write angst, I can't write tearjerkers without sounding corny, horror just isn't my thing, my dramas are stupid, and my romances are mediocre. The only thing I'm good at is incredibly useless humour, and even THAT isn't my best. Sheesh. At www.fanfiction.net my author name is Jenna D., you might want to read my stories.


This afternoon on Da Mon (a.k.a. Digimon, yes I am a fan), was the big huge Episode Thirty-Eight -- Supposedly Toei has made their first official couple... apparently it's Sora Takenouchi and Matt Ishida.


I have one thing to say about that...


NO! BAD! I CAN'T STAND SORATO!! (Sorato is Sora+Yamato [Yamato is Matt]) I am a die-hard Taiora fan (Taiora is Taichi+Sora) and I was all "Awwww..." when Tai... nevermind. It's on tomorrow, FoxKids, 10:30 AM Eastern. Laura'd better get up on time to see it... I'm tired of taping it for her lazy ass...


Well,

Kumquat Smoothies all,


Jenna D.


Saturday, March 17, 2001

Happy St. Patrick's Day you fackin' bustards 3/17/2001
Yeah. Happy F'in' Patrick's day.

I learned frames this morning. ^_^ So now, my web site is new and improved. I am still in the process of checking all the pages... and damn, the book is messed. I have a butterfly on it. It moves.


So... not much else is new.


Kumquat Smoothies all,


Jenna D.


Thursday, March 15, 2001

Shopping Is Fun... I Don't Care What Mom Says. 3/15/2001

We went SHOPPING yesterday! Whoo-hoo!! I haven't gone to the OC in sooooo long, it was great. I got some new clothes, and other stuff, and hair dye! Yup, I dyed my hair. It's called Egyptian Plum, but it looks like really dark cherry on me.

As for the clothes... I got new jeans. They're a size 11!! ELEVEN! Me, who's been a 14-16 my whole life, has gone down to an eleven. I tried on a nine, but they were just oxygen depriving, so I got these... wow, they're great. Stretchy jeans. And I got a sparkly shirt that by some strange coincidence, matches my new hair colour.


I also got Submodalities by the Moffatts! FINALLY! I have been wanting that CD since the day it came out (like, 2 years ago) and I finally own it... sweet... It's great. "California" is the best song.


One line from "I Dont't Want You To Want Me" (yes, it's supposed to have 2 t's) reminds me of something in Gundam Wing. It goes, "I don't want you to want me / Because I'll hurt you in the end." Didn't Heero tell Relena (more than once) that he'd have to destroy her? Yeah. You get it.


After a long drought, my fanfiction.net author alert sprang to life with seven new entries. SWEET! I shall ramble on about them all know and none of you will understand....


There was a new chapter of Genesis out... oh... sweet. It's called The Storm. logan's a great writer. I read it... SO awesome. Poor Sora... that lady Kale is a compete bitch and I hate her... and I hate Sephiroth right now too. Marie suggested to me a while ago that perhaps Matt and Sephiroth were one and the same... I didn't want to believe her, but she was right. ARGH! How could Matt be so cruel??? "Sephiroth" was the one to viciously stab Tai... THEY WERE BEST FRIENDS DAMMIT! And I'll bet Matt knew perfectly well that Genesis was Tai... that bastard. And Kari knows that her brother is alive now. T.K. only told her because she was about to get really mad, and it's easy to figure out that you DO NOT want to get a sorceress mad. ;-) And now Tai and Sora are locked in the same cell in the emperor's castle... both of them knowing that they're probably not going to get out of there alive. At least they have a friend. Collin works for the empire but is friends with Tai and now Sora too, so he might be able to help. And now Tai will have to do a gladiator-style battle for his and Sora's freedom. *sigh* DAMMIT! I want more Genesis!


And there was the final chapter of Out of the Ashes... Man... TK Takaishi, not only is he an awesome writer, he draws. He drew a picture of what he thought T.K. would look like in his series... it's awesome. He looks a little like Quatre from Gundam Wing. I got my name mentioned in the author notes for that chapter, 'cause I'm a faithful reviewer. :-) I read the whole trilogy: Yesterday When The War Began, The Long Winter, and now, Out of the Ashes. Somehow I have a feeling it's not gonna have a sequel. There was a little epilogue thing and it mentioned Takeru and Hikari Takaishi :-) GO TAKARI!!!!!! :-D


*sigh* You don't understand any of that, do you? Didn't think so. You could go read those stories... but then again, they're Digimon fanfic and you're prob'ly not interested. Hardly anyone is, but I got Heather hooked because of a strange obsession she has with my web site. *shrug*


Kumquat Smoothies all,


Jenna D.


notes

thats really cool that you went down to an 11!!!!!!! shopping is sooooooo much fun. the moffatts are pretty cool too. [*ecko*red*]

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My names Harriet - all the best ppl r called harriet - xcept i like to be called Hatty - i also went shopping today - werid hey - no i s'pose not :)
Love x [~Hats~]


Tuesday, March 13, 2001

The Doctor Is In 3/13/2001

I went to the doctor today, since I had the blasted bloodwork last week, and according to her everything is "terrific." Yes, terrific. I'm fine, except for the damn thyroid thing. Grrrr... every three months it's the same. Bloodwork, see doctor, everything's fine, three months later, bloodwork, see doctor... you get it. I forgot to go weigh myself, but I know I'm losing weight because NONE OF MY PANTS FIT ANYMORE!!! Except the orange and green ones, but those ones have funky bungee cord things and I can adjust them. But my jeans with the sparkly belt are falling wayyyy below my bellybutton (noooo!) and my camp jeans, well, I can pull those completely off even when they're zipped up!

Now don't go thinking I'm anorexic. I'm not. I have a rather large gut. I also have a thyroid condition. The thyroid is a gland in your neck that produces hormones and stuff. Mine's too big, and therefore it works too much, and then I eat more... you get it. I've been on medication for a while now, and my appetite has changed and like I mentioned, my pants DO NOT FIT.


*sigh* So I'm gonna sign off now.

Kumquat Smoothies all.


Jenna D.


Sunday, March 11, 2001

I can play the theme song on my clarinet... 3/11/2001
My brother's watching Jurassic Park. I find that movie incredibly horrible. I can play the theme song on my clarinet... reminds me of a song...

My Clarinet (echo)


Goes Tweedle-Dee! (echo)


Your Clarinet (echo)


Goes Tweedle-Dum! (echo)


I can thank Heather and Jamie for that one. We went on a trip to Washington D.C. with our Pathfinder unit (WE ARE NOT GIRL SCOUTS, DAMMIT!!!! WE'RE PATHFINDERS!!!) and they were singing it on the bus. Then me and Elise started on the "People, people, people..." song from blink-182-'s The Urethra Chronicles. It got really annoying after a while... (BTW, most of that trip sucked. Especially Jamie and the Giant Sharpened... nevermind.)


Know what else sucked? Last week's school dance. If there is a history of Sucky Dances Harriet Has Ever Attended, this one was definitely in the top ten. Five, at least, since most dances I go to DON'T suck. My Mom, love her to pieces, works with the Prime Minister of our student council, and (Mom, I still love you) she went and frickin' told him that we didn't like the music (we being me and my friends). His response?


"You don't know how much that hurts me."


Gimme a break dude. I know you guys did the music yourself, good job on that. BUT COME ON! They did not play one note of a blink-182- song. That in my world, is crap.


Another incident at the dance that is in no way related to the selection of music was the Bitch Squad Incident. I shall refer to the aforementioned Squad using their less flattering nicknames. Start tape rolling... *3... 2... 1...*


Scene: Me and my friends are dancing, lalala, it's a great treble charger song, blahblahblah, great time, then our dancing ceases as our minds are shattered by a view of...


Slutty McWhore's anorexic, tight-jeaned ass. As she shakes it. "I can shake my ass too!"


Rachel P. later came up with a line to do: *approach Slutty's BF* "Excuse me, could you please remove your girlfriend's ass from my dancing space?"


So she keeps shaking it, soon joined by other members of the Bitch Squad. (Can you tell yet how much we despise these people?)


And then it happens... three... two... one... BLAST OFF!!!!


Lauren blows her top. Oh yes. Large explosion, kablewy, the whole gym is in ruins.


Well, if Lauren was a nuclear warhead that goes off in the presence of ass-shaking Bitch Squad members, we would no longer have a school.


*pause film* Lemme tell you a little bit about Lauren. My only explanation for the way she acted without swearing is that she feels very strongly about those people... in a bad way. She's very sarcastic and sometimes a little rude, but man, is she hilarious when she's mad!!! *roll film again*


So Lauren blows her top. She starts yelling at McWhore, telling her that we don't appreciate her shaking her ass in our faces. We stand by her and cheer her on. (Well, me anyway.) Slutty (or one of her ass-ociates) retorts that they're "Just trying to have fun," blah blah blah, and Lauren says something to the effect that it's a twisted idea of fun, and Slutty retorts that it was a joke, and Lauren continues. Little Loudmouth says that if anyone wants to fight, she's ready, willing and able, and I resist the urge to pull her hair out.


The Bitch Squad retreats. Lauren has tears of rage in her eyes.


Later, Ashley gets hit in the face with a pen. One of those art pens. Ouch. No clue whether it was THEM or not. We take her to the bathroom so she can wash her face, and then of all the things Erika could have said, she starts DEFENDING the Bitch Squad! So Katie and I start ragging on her.


Me: Why are you defending them?


Erika: (in nervous tone) I'm not...


Katie: Yeah, you are.


Erika: No...


Me: You KNOW what we think about them. So why are you defending them?


Erika: I'm not...


All of us: You are!


*Erika leaves*


Brings me to another subject -- Erika. I have known her since second grade, and in the past two years she has REALLY started to annoy me. She contradicts everything I say (go to fanfiction.net, read GraceMusica's DigiDestined in Detention -- Izzy, and find the one about him walking at the end of the day. Replace Izzy with Erika and Sora with me.... you get it.), and as we mentioned earlier, defends the Bitch Squad, she butts into conversations that she's obviously been eavesdropping on, is very vain (she wears concealer like it's cake icing.. ugh!), and just generally annoying!!!


There's my rag of the day. I'm not usually one for gossip and crap, but she needs a Panda Trainer (inside joke). Maybe Slutty McWhore could help...


Well, Kumquat Smoothies all


Jenna D.


Saturday, March 10, 2001

Shibby, eh?

Hi there. My first entry here. Wow. Kewl.

Went to Laura's birthday party today. I went to the hardware store for her gift. Yes... hardware... riiight, you're thinking? Um, well, our hardware store is... different. They have like, bath stuff and candles and all sorts of funky crap like that, and I got her this big fake flower and a candle holder. At the hardware store. It's kewl, but WAAAAY overpriced. *sigh* This is a cheap-ass town.


We saw The Mexican. "I'm calling a time out!" Hee hee. It was great. Then we went back to Laura's place and ate cake, sat around and talked, then went and walked around. Her town is even smaller than mine. Downtown is a convienince (sp?) store and a bunch of abandoned tobacco barns. (I live close to "hick country," BTW.) Afterwards, we hung out, talked, and spun the "Bitch Flower," a.k.a. my aforementioned gift. Shawna kept insisting that she was The Bitch, and forcing the flower to point to her. LOL. It was a good party.


Last night's dance was sooo kewl. It was a MuchMusic dance, and ASHLEY WON A T-SHIRT!!!!! She went on the big screen and before she said a word all of us were like, "YEAH ASHLEY!!!!" and she got really embarassed and stuff. Then they handed out whistles, and for the rest of the night all we heard was PHWEEEEEET!!!!!!


Well.... that's all I really have to say about that.


Kumquat Smoothies all,


Jenna D.




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